
"Unicorn", the third Ugress album, will be released January 28th 2008.
I know it has been four years since "Cinematronics". To shut you up, go to the Ugress hypertext site now and download the Chromosome Corrupt EP, released 5 minutes ago to celebrate the official release date. I'll document the final album progress in here. More on the EP further down.
Actually, I have known the release date since February 2006, the date wasn't made up this week. I decided for this date almost a year ago, at the time I calculated this was the time both myself and any professional third party needed to build up a proper release, conceptually, promotionally and musically. Been hard not to tell. At the time I had a lot of sketches and ideas but no concept, nothing coherent.
I am glad I didn't know then what I know now. It has been a long road and the plan has been changed fundamentally several times, not because of me but because of external sources. I should write a book about all the shit I've been through. Quite simply summarized, I am sick of the music biz and the lazy asses working in it. I talked to multiple record companies, labels, distributors and and they all SUCK. Of course they all want to do my album, they know there's money in it. Everyone's a friend. But they don't want to actually DO anything. They just want to milk it. I don't need a maid I need a well connected farm.
Everything is ready, the shit is ready to smack the fan, I do the music, I do the live shows, I do the concepts, I do the webs, I do the virals, I do the press, they do the biz and make it possible, all that needs to be done by not-me is to utilize whatever professional channels one has access to. But people doesn't even PICK UP THE PHONE.
Here's an example, we had the Kosmonaut single, video and website ready. It fit perfectly within the time buildup for a six month release, to start buzz and flow. Not making money for those involved, but get the music out and build the potential for a business. We desperately tried to get the distributor-of-the-moment in negotiations to PICK IT UP, to do something, generate some buzz, start the build-up, get going, make it happen. But no, they were to busy drinking free beer with American Idol producers or sucking the tit of the cow of the moment or whatever. Didn't return calls or emails for 10 days. Not even a "sorry we're busy, got your message, will get back to you". Nothing. They didn't want to do anything, they hoped for us to do everything and then milk us since they controlled the money making part. Are you wondering why the record business is going down the drain? Don't. They thrive in the sewers and love the sound of things made down there.
So finally I decided, I'm the best fuck the rest. I have no patience with indecisive calculative trend-fuckers or short-sighted milk maids. We'll do everything ourselves. My current advisor slash manager Roar has the connections needed for a proper Norwegian release, and the rest we'll make up as it goes. I've got my drummer HP and his practical sense of advice, I got my laptop and I got Google. I don't care for the formulaic dinosauric business part as long as I can get the music out. The album is going out my way, no matter how or where. I say January 28th 2008.
With the music biz out of the way, let's talk copyright law, another contemporary problem.

As mentioned, the current Chromosome Corrupt EP is out to celebrate the official release date. Some of the material in the EP is non-clearable samples, which means right now there's a lawyer in South-America itching to sue my ass. Come get me, my Youtube account and my student loan, amigo.
The samples are considerably changed from their original source material, enough that I'd say fair use. It's not like I'm trespassing on anyone's cashflow by this. But in some cases I retained a few vital aspects for the sound and text which pinpoints the source material - if you are familiar. We tried to clear it, but no go, and decided it too risky to use this material for an international CD release. That's why you can now download it for free, until the DMCA riders come into town at high noon.
The rest of the chromosomically challenged women you hear lulling around in the EP are anonymous victims of topmodern music sample technology. Cthulhu have mercy on their souls.
Enjoy. Save your pennies for Unicorn, 28.01.08.




