Live the uLife: T-Shirts are here
by GMM on January 24th 2008, at 11:09 CET

UPDATE NOTICE, April 16th: Most shirts currently sold out. We're printing new ones, and more variations. Should be here early summer.

Observe The Igor modelling our newest global domination investment scheme: Trendy Apparel.

The shirt is finest best vintage wash (certified, nonetheless!), and the logo is exquisite flocking texture - no cheap plastic print that crumbles up after the first wash. If we are to rule the planet, we need proper uniforms.

Price: 20 Euros.

Available sizes, all in vintage dark blueish color:

  • Girlie Small
  • Girlie Large
  • Male Small
  • Male Medium
  • Male Large

Shipping:

  • Norway €3 for one, €7 for two plus
  • Europe €5 for one €11 for two plus
  • World €8 for one, €18 for two plus

T-shirt and CD orders can be combined of course. Just drop us an email at orders@ugress.com with your request.

 

 


#1, by sysrq868 on January 24th 2008, at 11:42
End of February until next paycheck... :(

#2, by Zaknafein on January 24th 2008, at 12:26
Yay! :D
I will wait to order until the end of January :)

#3, by Kristian on January 24th 2008, at 13:10
Do you have any sizing info for those T-Shirts?

#4, by Frlind on January 24th 2008, at 14:27
What size is The Igor wearing?

#5, by GMM on January 24th 2008, at 14:39
I'm in Oslo, but I'll have Igor find the measures and update the post with them

#6, by The Igor on January 24th 2008, at 15:41
The Igor is wearing a size M t-shirt and it fits nicely. The sizes are what The Igor calls normal. The Igor is btw 189 cm tall, so M should do it for most people.

Can´t find any official measurement table so The Igor had to measure the T´s personally:

H = from bottom of neck to bottom of T (belt)
W = Width right below logo

Men´s
S - H58 W48
M - H60 W48
L - H62 W48
XL - all items currently locked up at Uncanny labs, but we can assume H64 W48

Women´s
S - H50 W39
M - H50 W42




#7, by GMM on January 24th 2008, at 16:58
The Igor has done well.

#8, by james on January 24th 2008, at 18:38
So there will be XLs available at some point?

#9, by The Igor on January 24th 2008, at 18:45
XLs are available, but not at The Igors measurement facility.

#10, by GMM on January 24th 2008, at 21:07
James, there is only 1 XL left after sending out shirts for competitions and stuff (we ordered too few) - if you'd like to order it drop me a note, i'll hold it for you untill I hear from you. I did not put it up in the post because there is only one left right now.

as The Igor mentions, its probably slightly larger than the L size (i'm in oslo and can't measure it)

if you'd like to wait, no prob, happily it looks like we're turning a profit on this, so we'll print up a new batch pretty soon, with more shirts in each size


#11, by MJarnot on January 24th 2008, at 22:29
I would love one of those shirts, but $40+ for a tee is a little steep...

#12, by Zaknafein on January 24th 2008, at 22:42
I always order L t-shirts, but The Igor is wearing a Medium one and he's like 15 cm taller than me, so maybe I should get an M :P

On the other hand the sleeves/arms seem kinda tight in the picture :)

#13, by GMM on January 24th 2008, at 22:49
#11 MJarnot, I am so sorry for the steep exchange rate, but we are buying the merch in Euros, and calculating a slight profit.

I know the USD is low compared to the Es, and this makes the shirts expensive over there for you guys.. but if this is any consolidation; we're lowering the price compared to Norwegian merch prices to meet European standards - the Norwegian price index is insane (note our postal rates, they are mad, MAD i tell you)

#14, by Orkan on January 25th 2008, at 12:28
How about 4XL for the 300lbs+ behemoths out there?

#15, by Llilida on April 12th 2008, at 20:46
Get a picture of the girl-one pweety pwease? ;)

If its a good one, then I'll prolly get one.

#16, by GMM on April 13th 2008, at 17:20
Yes i should fix that but i don't know any girls

#17, by sysrq868 on April 13th 2008, at 22:45
:'D

#18, by sysrq868 on April 13th 2008, at 23:24
Thank goodness for Photoshop.

http://tinyurl.com/5mu2cp

#19, by Llilida on April 17th 2008, at 18:26
Ty! :)
Since u guys are gonna print new ones, with more variations I'm gonna check those out first (so do hurry;) )

Btw, thx for excellent music, keep it up!

#20, by GMM on April 19th 2008, at 11:17
#18 didn't see it until today, that was awesome, a live female with ugress shirt!! where do they live??

#19, yes i'd wait, i'm trying to pretend there aren't any shirts right now, i don't have time to ship and handle the orders :) the current plan is to order a new, bigger batch and have it ready with better ordering systems. eta late may. just keep checking now and then you won't miss it when it's ready :)


#21, by doktorh on May 15th 2008, at 19:25
Still no confirmed date on the t-shirts?
I want one noooow! :)

#22, by GMM on May 15th 2008, at 20:24
Teh Igor is ordering a new batch and some new merch items today. They should be here to the Landmark gig June 7th.

#23, by doktorh on May 15th 2008, at 22:32
Ohh, thanks for fast reply. Is it possible to order after that date? :) Can't make it teh 7th to landmark :\
Ugresset FTW!

#24, by GMM on May 15th 2008, at 22:55
Yes as soon as t-shirts are in you can order.

I'll post a new entry on them when they are ready. (And hopefully the webs are ready with better shopping systems by then.)


#25, by GMM on May 16th 2008, at 22:24
According to our excellent und effektif German producer of merch, they should be here in time for June 7th.